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TURN YOUR COLOR WORLD INTO BLACK AND WHITE.

 

 

  The Humboldt Hotel is an old establishment, in an old building, and one that time had not been kind to.  Although nice, the hotel simply had not kept up with the modern world of the 1960’s. Built near the turn of the century, it was known as one of the finest in West Tennessee.  Now…well…things were different. Travelers to Humboldt were looking for the comfort, convenience and amenities of the motels that lined 22nd avenue. They wanted swimming pools, rooms with televisions, phones, and easy parking – all things not offered at the Humboldt Hotel.

 

  Located on the south side of West Main Street, the hotel sat between Duffey’s Feed Store on one side and a retail outlet on the other. I parked the Ford in front of the feed store and dashed through the rain to the large glass doors that offered an entrance to the Humboldt Hotel.

 

  Something woke her, an unfamiliar noise.  It sounded like the slamming of a door and it sounded very close.  But, that couldn’t be right; her bedroom had sliding doors, and this wasn’t a sound she'd ever heard in her home. Fighting to open her eyes at the alarm of the noise, she quickly closed them again – they hurt! The light, the bright light, sent knives into her head, and she took a deep breath with the relief that returned with the darkness. Where was this light coming from?  It was sunlight, and it was almost like she was sitting on a beach without sunglasses. 

  Lying still, and working her mind, she tried to recall the most recent events in her life – it wasn’t working. Her head hurt, her body hurt, she was dying of thirst, her mouth tasted like an old dirty sock and she needed to pee.  All of these, along with the glaring light were making thinking impossible.

  Rolling over, she slowly brought her head up and managed to open sore, bloodshot eyes. She was staring at a rumpled pillow covered by a flowered pillowcase, and flanked by a matching bedspread. This wasn’t something she remembered, and not something she had ever seen before - at least she didn’t think so. 

  Somehow managing to get her eyes fully open, she turned back over and surveyed her surroundings; nothing looked familiar. She was on a bed, a large bed, and evidently in a motel/hotel room - based upon the furniture her eyes could focus on. Sitting on the edge of the bed and putting her feet on the floor, she glanced around the room searching for a door – there were two. One was in the corner of the room and partially open, it must be a bathroom. Using the bed and furniture for support, she stumbled into the small bathroom and leaned against the sink.  That’s when she realized she was fully dressed, except for shoes – which was odd.  Sitting on the commode, things slowly began to come back to her cloudy mind.

  She had been at the Country Club drinking with her husband, Roger.  They had argued and she left, taking the car and leaving him to find his own ride home.  Mad at Roger, and not ready to end the evening, she stopped at the VFW to have another drink and visit with friends.  The place was crowded, and she recalled sitting at the bar – visiting with John, C.P., Travis and some other people.  But then what?  What happened then? She didn’t remember driving home and she didn’t remember seeing Roger again. She couldn’t remember anything past sitting at the VFW and visiting with friends. And, where was she now?  This definitely wasn’t home!

  Finishing her pee, she cupped her hands and used the sink faucet to get a drink – it was refreshing, but didn’t do much for the terrible taste in her mouth.  She wasn’t sure why she was so thirsty, but it could be the whiskey. She’d definitely had her share last night, that part she did remember. Too much whiskey she told herself, shaking her head trying to remove the hangover cobwebs.

  Her senses were slowly returning, and she rubbed sore eyes using the remaining dampness on her hands - trying not to smear make-up, assuming any remained. But, the odor of perfume caught her nose, and she casually glanced around the small bathroom for its source - there was none. A pleasant fragrance, but definately not one she used or had smelled before. A woman, a woman other than her, had recently used this bathroom and left the lingering aroma of her perfume behind. Wonder who?

  Standing in front of the mirror, she checked her clothes and her body – everything seemed to be in order except for the large red mark under her right eye.  It was just a bruise, the skin wasn’t broken and, like everything else that had occurred over the past few hours, she had no idea where it came from.

  With that thought, she glanced at her watch, it was still on her wrist where it should be.  Through blurry, but clearing eyes she read 10:46, and based upon the bright sunlight coming in the room, it must be AM.  But then her mind asked again, where was she?

 

 

  I wasn’t aware of her presence until I heard a slight sound to the left, then the aroma of perfume struck my nose like a hammer. Turning to look - my shock must have been obvious. She smiled without speaking, handed me a lighter and stuffed a cigarette in her mouth.  Surprised and confused with her actions, I took the lighter, lit her cigarette, and stared at her beautiful face. Who was my new visitor?

  No lipstick, no makeup and no frills, this lady seemed ‘all business’, while adding a mysterious air to her personality. The hair was dark and cut short; almost in a man’s style, but longer on the top and sides. Her facial features were gentle in texture, despite remaining strong in appearance – presenting a smile that had confidence written all over it.  Small lips surrounded her freshly lit cigarette, and they appeared to be moving as she slowly sucked air through the filter, drawing the smoke into her lungs – and adding to her comfortable smile. However, despite what I thought I saw, I heard nothing coming out of her perfectly shaped mouth – this lady wasn’t speaking yet, at least not with words! She was wearing a white ‘snowflake’ sweater that appropriately emphasized ample breasts, which slowly rose and fell as she took a deep draw from her cigarette.

  Skintight red cotton slacks, without a flaw or wrinkle, surrounded a perfect lower body. The slacks were tight, offering little imagination for the viewer as to what might be underneath. But, they did make you wonder how someone could put then on without help! Both sweater and slacks were highlighted by light brown loafers, which she had now, comfortably, placed near the foot of my barstool. I saw no earrings no jewelry, no rings and no extra-added attractions to her appearance - I was interested.

  “Mr. Reno,” she said blowing smoke in my direction.    “I’m Helen Goodhead, do you have a moment?”

  “I’m...I'm sure you are….” I said staring at her eyes and not realizing what I had said.

 

 

  Faded tile floors led to dusty wodden steps, which led downstairs to more faded tile floors - it was an old building, but well maintained. The smell of freshly waxed floors filled the stale air, and was significantly enhanced by an electric buffer being meticulously danced back and forth in the middle of the hallway in front of us. The large black man handling the buffer gave Joe and me a quick glance and smile as we passed. I'm sure he'd waxed these floors hundreds, if not thousands of times, and had given that same smile to many visitors.  He was a part of history, but just didn't know it.

  Most people made this walk to find a way out of trouble; I think Joe and I were making the walk to FIND trouble - we would soon know the answer.

'Life is Cheap - Make Sure You Buy Enough'

     'Life is Cheap - Make Sure You Buy Enough'

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